All About Aaron

[Aaron the Poofy Goof]
Full Name: Aaron James Grier
Aliases: Poofy Goof, The Finn, Ajebo
Gender: Male (note the beard)
DOB: 1976/3/20
Height: 1.88m (excluding poof)
Weight: 80kg (may vary seasonally)
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Blonde
Nationality: US Citizen
Blood Type: A-positive
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Person: Kristina Frye

Although he appears harmless, geeking out for hours in front of his computers, he has exhibited in the past a tendancy towards fits of physical violence when repeatedly presented with promotional statements regarding Microsoft and its president, even if in jest. When exposed to acid house music, he is prone to fits of Acute Boogiemania, a highly contagious condition characterized by twitching of the limbs and a lot of bouncing around. Do not under any circumstances ask him about UUCP or his old DEC hardware collection, unless you have a lot of time on your hands, and are truly interested.

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