All About Aaron
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Stats
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Full Name:
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Aaron James Grier
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Aliases:
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Poofy Goof, The Finn, Ajebo
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Gender:
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Male (note the beard)
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DOB:
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1976/3/20
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Height:
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1.88m (excluding poof)
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Weight:
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80kg (may vary seasonally)
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Eye Colour:
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Blue
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Hair Colour:
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Blonde
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Nationality:
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US Citizen
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Blood Type:
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A-positive
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Favourite Colour:
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Blue
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Favourite Person:
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Kristina Frye
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Although he appears harmless, geeking out for hours in
front of his computers, he has exhibited in the past a
tendancy towards fits of physical violence when repeatedly
presented with promotional statements regarding Microsoft
and its president, even if in jest. When exposed
to acid house music, he is prone to fits of Acute
Boogiemania, a highly contagious condition characterized
by twitching of the limbs and a lot of bouncing around. Do not
under any circumstances ask him about UUCP or
his old DEC hardware collection, unless you have a lot of time
on your hands, and are truly interested.